I Billieve...

I billieve it's a damn good thing that we throw a legendary tailgate... I billieve that the game we are going to see is going to be too painful to think about... I billieve i'm not sure it i will renew my seasons next year... I billieve i have bowel movements with more talent that the bills offense displays... I billieve...

Annual RV Trip

The weekend of October 3rd, the Buffalo Bills host the detested New York Jets. It's happening.

Pohono-Dome

Yep, figured one of us slackers ought to get another post up. Came home from work today and my truly understanding mother-in-law had left a hand-made, custom Pohono-Dome!


We'll be rollin' Pohono-Style next season, boys and girls!!!

GO BILLS!!!!!!!!!

Lets play "How Strong is Your Stomach Today?"

You've stomached the Bills performances so far this year. You've stayed with the Buffalo Tailgaters even though we've had very little to say so far this year. Now, lets pump it up with a little game of "how strong is your stomach"!

Warning - the below is NOT for the weak!



On a brighter note - taking Lady Pohono to her second game of the '09 season next week. GO BILLS!!!!!

Suhoski Gets His Wish!!!!

All I Want for Christmas...

Dick Jauron must go.

2009 RV Trip

Imagine attending your kid's grade school play. You think your kid has talent, but the director of the play has no heart. The result is that all the kids' talent only gets the play so far, but is killed by lack of direction.

Welcome to the Dick Jauron era of the Buffalo Bills!!!

But enough about the actual game. This weekend was the fourth annual RV trip. Below is a series of pictures; I'll keep the narrative short. There was a fish fry served by a woman in a hot German outfit! There was Brian's famous breakfast! I was THIS close to f---ing Aaron Maybin! There were 40-MPH winds! There were smoked turkey legs! There were cigars! There were chicken wings! There were bratwursts! There was the dude from Vermont throwing a jack-o-lantern at Pohono's vehicle!

God bless America.

It's coming!!!!!

That's right, Bills Fans! Camper Lot 2009 is only a few days away! How do we build to this momentous occasion? Lets take a trip down memory lane... those of us that are privileged enough to have the video recaps will enjoy them with a laugh this week. For the rest of you, here's a few pics to remember things by...

December 2006 Bills / Phins





December 2007 Bills / Phins







September 2008 Bills / Raiders





So whats going to happen Friday, Saturday and Sunday this weekend? Stay tuned!!!! We're rolling up on Friday to Colden to camp out for the night, then in the camper lot early Saturday for the long haul. Stop by and see us!

GO BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Victory Blog!

Well, i'm pickin' the bills to win tomorrow, just like every Sunday. But this victory blog is in honor of Pohono and his special ability to prove Hobo and Stogie wrong!

Rewind six months, folks... sitting in the office at work, and Stogie comes in to show me a website about a guy that carves and sells his own pipes. Stogie is thinking i should buy one. I'm thinking thats really cool - never had a pipe, but sounds like a heck of an idea. But wait... This guy online - he says he starts with "blanks" to carve them. Whats a blank? one quick google search later, i find out that you can order blanks pre-drilled and ready to smoke. So what do i say? "Dude, i could do that". Stogie - no way. Hobo - no way. Me - hell yes - i can do that! not only can i carve a pipe - i can carve a Buffalo Bills pipe! Hobo - lets wager...

So here's the photo story of The Victory of Pohono!!!

These are the Blanks that came in the mail. My first pipe was a standard design - came out great, but i don't have the pictures of that one handy, so we'll focus on the buffalo!

Sketched out and ready to rough-carve.

Rough cut, rough sanded, but still a ways to go...

After a LOT of hours of sanding and applying texture, the first coat of stain went on...

And there she is - the finished product.

So what was the wager? pre-carving, Hobo laid out that if 3 of 5 people in the parking lot opening weekend recognize whatever blob of wood i carve as a bills logo, i win a pouch of high quality tobacco. As he saw it come together, he changed the bet about 10 times since i was on track for a win, but end of the day, i went five for five and just waiting to collect...

So if you're in B-lo next weekend for the houston game, swing over to the camper lot, find me, and you'll get to witness the Smokin' Buffalo enjoying the sweet tobacco-smelling scent of victory!

GO BILLS!!!!!!!!

A few days late and i just don't care...

Team Buffalo - i'ma let ya finish, but first i gotta say i'm just not getting excited about the bills these last few weeks. Nothing like a good tailgate (pics coming), and it's been a ton of fun going up to the games, but just brutal to watch... even the J-E-T-S Suck Suck Suck game, while posting a W, doesn't make me feel good about the team...

I will say this now, and hope that it remains truth for the rest of my football watching days: The Bills/Browns game at the Ralph was, without a doubt, the worst football game i've ever seen in my life. EVER! If i ever see one that bad again, i'm gonna gouge out my eyes.

So, lets hit rewind. The Saints game... Where did it all go wrong? If i'm not mistaken, the offence was down at the Big Tree Inn tossing them back while the Erie Community College football team was trying to score a few points on the Saints. The D looked great, until they wore down in the fourth, but the O was pitiful. So what do we do in Bills-land when this happens? Yep - we focus on the tailgate.

Suhoski and I left Harrisburg at 6:15am, rolling fast to Beautiful Orchard Park. In record time, we pulled into the infamous Lot 1, threw up the tailgate tent, and started the fun... Hanging out with some new friends from Canada, tailgating, tossing the football, grilling some brawts... feeling kinda guilty about the poor guy who got talked into selling imported chinese "authentic" hats and got arrested... Good times, friends!

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And of course, ya gotta end the night at Duffs - win or lose!!!

GO BILLS!!!!!!!