What can a guy say about our first weekend in the camper lot this year... unbelievable! Joining Hobo and Pohono was Hobo's friend Harder. Yep. thats his name. After Pohono went dark Saturday afternoon, here's what went down...
After hanging out with the boyz from vermont at the Big Tree, headed back to the camper lot to wait for Hobo and Harder to arrive. once the boys made it, they got settled and we hung in the camper lot for a while. a relatively uneventful night until Michelle showed her face... Who is Michelle? outstanding question, my friends! Words don't describe our new friend, the can-collecter extraordinare with nine kids, three cell phones (one of which is proudly paid for with food stamps - say you're welcome, tax payer), and one truly interesting disposition...
Thats Michelle. Not sure what she was doing with Harder at this point, but most of the pictures are not fit for our humble old blog here. Gotta tell ya, though... one of our boyz from Vermont was diggin' old stanky can lady!!! The crowning moment... Paul called. Who is Paul? Paul, my friends, is Michelle's old man. but see, she didn't want to talk to him. So, she passes the phone to Pohono. "tell him i was arrested and i'll call him back later". so i did (hey, i always follow instructions from the scarey crazy lady). Paul wasn't too agreeable to that conversation, so i hung up. Five minutes later, Paul calls back. Pohono ran away. Hobo did not. So, the phone went to Hobo... "Tell him i'm at the police station! It'll be funny!". So Hobo did... "Hello. This is Officer Park of the Orchard Park Police Department...". I can't even tell you the rest of the conversation, friends. Hobo had me and the rest of us (Michelle) in tears with his portrayel of an officer of the law...After Pohono finally got rid of Michelle (it took some serious effort!), we made our way around and hung out with our new found friends and neighbors... Hobo and I are still tryin to figure out who this guy is... If you recognize him, lemme know!
At some point in time, somebody got the great idea to go back to the Big Tree. Pohono, Hobo and Harder made their way... The rest of the night is history. History i'm sure somebody remembers, but it isn't Hobo!!!!Sunday dawned and promised to be a beautiful day for a football game! Not a ton to say - great times hanging out, tailgating with 70,000 of our closest friends, and of course Hobo cruizing on his new found toy (see ya later saturn - hobo's got a new love)...
According to our new friend Squirrel... "Chicks Dig It!!!"Game time - fantastic time sitting in the new seats, cheering on the Bills on their way to a dominating performance against the Bucs...
And i know y'all are asking... "Tell me, Pohono! How did the evening end? What did you crazy sumbeyotches do to top it all off? Did you go rock the Big Tree? Did you riot in the streets of Buffalo? Did you burn the camper lot to the ground? Tell us! TELL US!!!!"
Yep - those that know Hobo know how the evening ended...
GO BILLS!!!!!!
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